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Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird. What is so ironic about Atheists? They're always talking about God. Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
She went door to door with a book full of blank pages. How does an Athesist girl have her hair done?
Why does an atheist wear red suspenders? To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture. What do you call an intelligent American? What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Why did the Atheist cross the road? He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it. Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?
How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb? If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church? So your an Athiest. I guess I don't have to waste my time telling you to go to hell. An atheist, upon viewing a few people praying together, commented to his friend, "Will they ever learn that prayers are a total waste of effort and time?
Fly in My Soup Atheist: What's this fly doing in my soup? I can't eat this. The fly's prayers were answered. Genie in the Lamp An atheist buys an Ancient Roman Catholic lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it.
Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I'll grant you three wishes, Master. The atheist says, "Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this. The genie shrugs and says, "Just because you believe in me, doesn't necessarily mean that I really exist.
The bear closes its eyes and clasps its paws in prayer and says "Thank you Father for this meal I am about to receive Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that.
Doesn't she know there isn't a God?
Don't you know there is no God? One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph!
When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere!The feedback you provide will help us show you more relevant content in the future.
Nevertheless, Colin McGinn, the well-respected atheist philosopher, has grave doubts that we shall be able to solve the problem of human consciousness.
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The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord. EDITOR'S NOTE: For the last half of the twentieth century, Antony Flew () was the world's most famous atheist.
Long before Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris began taking swipes at religion, Flew was the preeminent spokesman for unbelief. Dec 30, · You should look for arbitrariness (good philosophers are not allowed to be arbitrary), inconsistencies (conflicting beliefs), un-argued philosophical bias (unproven truth claims) and whether or not their beliefs provide the preconditions of intelligibility (do their beliefs “make sense” of laws of logic, science, morality).